Plumbing the Depths

Posted on January 12th, 2009 by Freddy Gray

The Joe the plumber saga is now, like an end-of-series episode of “Lost”, becoming so weird it is almost frightening. In his new incarnation as Pajamas TV Middle East war correspondent, Mr Wurzelbacher has reported that “media should be abolished from, you know, reporting.”

The bald-headed man-demographic added,

“You know, war is hell. And if you’re gonna sit there and say, ‘well, look at this atrocity,’ well you don’t know the whole story behind it half the time, so I think the media should have no business in it.”

I’m sure they’re taking quick showers, I know I would,” Wurzelbacher said. “So you can’t plan your day, you can’t take a picnic.“

Wurzelbacher said he thought Israel should have attacked Gaza sooner. He told a group of reporters that he was a “peace-loving man,” but that “when someone hits me, I’m going to unload on the boy.”

He got a first-hand taste of reality in Sderot, when his group heard sirens warning of a rocket attack. With cameras rolling, Wurzelbacher and his group ran into a shelter.

“I’m in the bunker, I’m sitting there angry, outright furious, that I’m letting this terrorist dictate what I’m going to do because they’re firing missiles,” Wurzelbacher said. “It was fear at first, then outright anger, and then me wanting some kind of retribution. I’m not a person that runs from things, but when it’s a missile, you run.”

Curious and Curiouser.

6 Responses to “Plumbing the Depths”

  1. funny! Everybody in the USA takes his orders from Israel. Even the president:
    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090112/usa/mideast_conflict_gaza_olmert_us_rice_lead

    I am wondering of this (absolute obedience) is the meaning of democracy and freedom Bush wanted so badly to give as a gift to the Moslem world.

  2. Wow. That’s NOT from the Onion.

  3. Come on… give Joe a chance. He stood up to Obama, his 15 minutes of fame has lasted 30…good for him.
    http://www.rightklik.net/

  4. If you don’t want to run and avoid bullets and missiles, then I humbly suggest the one minds their own business and doesn’t TRAVEL TO A WAR ZONE…

    What an idiot.

  5. The only way the “Jacksonians” could have a more ridiculous figure representing them than Joe Scarborough is recruit “Joe the (unlicensed) Plumber.”

    How embarrassing.

  6. What does Charro have to say about all of this? That’s what I’d like to know.

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