Now For Something Completely Different

On an infinitely less serious note, there is quite a lot of discussion about who will replace Bill Kristol as a columnist at The New York Times. It is tempting to ask, “Who cares?” This is perhaps as insiderish and irrelevant as blog commentary can get, on par with academic gossip about who got what job and why, but I think it may merit a few words. However, I think the discussion is helpful as a window onto the thinking of conservatives about the sort of people they want to have representing them in such a venue. Ruffini suggests Limbaugh, which seems appropriate for a movement that wants to anoint Palin as their political champion, and Peter Suderman responds:

The job of the Times isn’t to cater to any of those people. No, the job of the NYT is to sell newspapers; in particular, it’s to sell newspapers to the country’s educated, affluent, urban classes. Being provocative is part of that, of course, but Limbaugh’s more than provocative; he’s hostile.

More to the point, he is not a writer by trade or by training. If the problem with many of Kristol’s columns was the feeling that he was phoning it in, what are the odds that a radio host whose public persona is built to a large extent on mocking establishment media outlets would take the job more seriously? Were it offered to him, his audience would probably accuse him of “selling out” if he took such a position. He has no incentive to do it, and the last thing conservatives need at the moment is to have Limbaugh take an even more prominent place as one of their major spokesmen. There are no doubt many mainstream conservative syndicated columnists who should be considered, as these are people who already write columns professionally, have a well-established readership and frankly have better instincts for what most other mainstream conservatives want to read than various heterodox alternatives do. If the NYT’s goal was to expand its circulation and increase traffic on its site, while also regularly providing a conservative perspective on its op-ed page, it would look at columnists already familiar and acceptable to the broader conservative movement. If the goal is to find a more “safe” conservative writer who will not antagonize regular subscribers and readers, their options are very limited these days.

9 Responses to “Now For Something Completely Different”

  1. It didn’t take long (comment #3, in fact) before someone in this thread made a suggestion you might find interesting (or, more likely, horrifying):

    http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2009/01/desperately_seeking_conservati.html

    Several later commenters second the idea!

  2. Lapsed Republican John Cole came to the same conclusion back in November.

    If you want a serious answer: Larison, Larison, Larison.

  3. I don’t know that I would find it horrifying, but it simply isn’t going to happen. I am flattered that my name would come to anyone’s mind for the position, but I don’t think it would ever occur to people at NYT.

  4. You’d have to learn to write in Middlebrow.

  5. As you say, they will never ask. My guess is that the Times would like someone along the lines of George Will. Times subscribers would find him respectable and establishment enough to feel comfortable reading him and feeling good about themselves for doing so. So who is a young, middlebrow George Will? Who cares?

  6. I think a solid choice would be Joshua Trevino. I lay out the full case in detail in a big post at City of Brass. Yes, Josh is a friend of mine, but I think a case can be made on the merits and it is quite compelling.

  7. Actually, too late, John Cole wants Bacevich now.

  8. Bacevich would be an outstanding choice. I can actually imagine them offering the position to him. No idea whether he would be interested in it, but that would be an inspired move.

  9. An excellent choice that they would never, under any circumstances, hire is Paul Mulshine of the Newark Star Ledger. He is fiercely anti-neocon and a very good language stylist. This fellow needs a national forum.

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